LIST OF PEOPLE WHOSE OPINIONS ON OPENING WEEKEND BOX OFFICE RETURNS ARE ACTUALLY INTERESTING

  1. No one
  2. Wait I forgot about Urkis the Box Office Troll. He lives outside this village in the Netherlands
  3. If the top grossing movie of any given weekend opens higher than expected he goes into the village and eats a child.
  4. He's a total creep on Twitter though. One of these dark enlightenment dudes