LIST OF PEOPLE WHOSE OPINIONS ON OPENING WEEKEND BOX OFFICE RETURNS ARE ACTUALLY INTERESTING
- •No one
- •Wait I forgot about Urkis the Box Office Troll. He lives outside this village in the Netherlands
- •If the top grossing movie of any given weekend opens higher than expected he goes into the village and eats a child.
- •He's a total creep on Twitter though. One of these dark enlightenment dudes