1. Love is like Marlon Brando
    Beautiful and exciting and full of life when it's young, a gross bloated parody of itself as time goes by, and eventually it dies
  2. Love is like Haruki Murakami
    I know a lot people that think it's great but try as I might I can't get into it
  3. Love is like watching Annie Hall in a 3D IMAX theater
    Technically possible but highly unlikely
  4. Love is like an Iphone
    You depend on it and cherish it but will happily replace it when the next model comes along
  5. Love is like Michael Douglas performing stand-up comedy
    I guess? I'm not sure why. I thought I'd come up with something for that one but I didn't
  6. Love is like a shark
    There are some awesome movies about it