ME, BY THE NUMBERS
- •One: testicle
- •Two: penises
- •Three: lies in this list so far
- •Four minutes thinking about that last item, whether the implication is that the third item is a lie as well, which would mean...that I do actually have one testicle and two dicks? Is that right?
- •Five: the number of dicks I actually have
- •Six: inches total if you stacked them one on top of the other