MY 4TH OF JULY MEMORYπŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯

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    One year I was down at the Yorktown battlefields waiting for the fireworks when I found an injured bald eagle in the bushes
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    It had the plastic ring from a six-pack wrapped around its neck and right wing and the plastic was cutting into its skin
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    I picked the eagle up and started trying to get the plastic off and the eagle spoke to me
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    "I am the spirit of America," it said. "By freeing me, you will allow me to continue on my mission."
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    I asked it what its mission was. It said, "America."
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    I asked the eagle to be more specific.
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    "I don't think it gets more specific than that," the eagle said
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    I said, "try."
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    "Listen to my heartbeat," the eagle said. "That will explain everything
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    So I pressed my ear to the Eagles chest and I heard
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    Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy
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    I said, "is that..."
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    "Listen on," the eagle said
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    "Said the boogy said up jump the boogy"
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    "I understand now," I said
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    The eagle said, " I thought you would. Will you help me?"
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    I said I would but that is have to go get some scissors to get the plastic off. I told the eagle id be right back
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    And put it down in the bushes
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    And went and got a hot dog