1. I was reading a novel
  2. A torrid romance between this guy sent to a small town to scout locations for a new Winn Dixie supermarket and a Kroger checkout girl
  3. The part I was reading was a really detailed description of her armpit
  4. It went on for pages and pages
  5. The contours the texture the smell
  6. I could have dreamt I was flying through space
  7. Instead I got that