1. I played Laser Tag for the first time and came in first place
  2. Static
  3. Was this at my nine year old cousins birthday party?
  4. Yes
    Yes it was
  5. Were most of the other competitors small children?
  6. You bet
  7. Was I a little embarrassed to accept my certificate for winning?
  8. Nope
  9. Would I be a better man if I had been?
  10. Pondering hypotheticals is for people who don't come in first place