ONE CHILDHOOD MEMORY I WOULD GO BACK AND RELIVE

  1. In 1988 I am absolutely positive that I saw a lady walking an ewok on a chain in the Bronx
  2. I was in the backseat of my mom's car on our way to a funeral
  3. I remember thinking, I guess ewoks are real
  4. Holy shit
  5. I was in first grade
  6. Over the years it has been suggested to me that what I actually saw was probably a lady walking a large dog
  7. But I know it was an ewok
  8. I know what I saw