1. I went to this wrestling show with my friends
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  2. The AC was busted in the warehouse it was held in
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  3. At intermission I went and stood in line for the bathroom
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  4. The guy ahead of me went in
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  5. Closed the door
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  6. Turned off the light
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  7. I waited
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  8. And waited
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  9. And waited
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  10. 5 full minutes passed
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  11. Suddenly a flush
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  12. The lights came on
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  13. The guy walked out
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