PLUTO FACTS

  1. If all the planets in our solar system started a band, Pluto would be the guy that runs the merch table
  2. Pluto's surface is mostly denim
  3. Pluto takes its name from the ancient roman God of cartoon dogs
  4. Pluto was downgraded to dwarf planet as part of a scheme on the part of Neil Degrasse Tyson to meet Meredith Viera
  5. photographs from today's flyby revealed a large stature of Sonic and Knuckles French kissing on Pluto's surface