REASONS I'M QUITTING LISTAPP

  1. Last week I was invited to visit Listapp hq but when I arrived at the address they gave me it was an old junkyard
  2. I thought for a minute the junkyard was a cool cover to keep HQ secret
  3. Until the dogs attacked me
  4. @Nicholas was there
  5. But not in an official capacity. He was there to shoot rats with his squirt gun filled with strawberry wine