REASONS THE CHICKEN MAY HAVE CROSSED THE ROAD

  1. In search of a better life for her family
  2. To establish an alibi
  3. Because risking his life dodging traffic is the only thing that makes him feel anything at all
    Since Heather left
  4. To avoid running into a friend from high school
  5. To fart where date won't hear it
  6. The road symbolizes restrictions to chickens freedoms imposed by human society and chicken is trailblazing hero