1. Dale Cooper/Kermit
  2. Harry S Truman/Fozzie
  3. Ben Horne/gonzo
  4. Audrey Horne/miss piggy
    There are not many female muppets
  5. Leland Palmer/Gonzo
  6. Laura Palmer/Camilla The Chicken
  7. Bob/Animal
  8. Lucy Moran/Janice
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    Suggested by @eatthelove
  9. Log lady/Skeeter
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    Suggested by @eatthelove
  10. Mayor Dwayne Milford & Dougie Milford/Statler & Waldord
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    Suggested by @eatthelove
  11. Major Garland Briggs/Sam the Eagle
  12. Bobby Briggs/Rizzo the Rat
  13. James/Beeker
    Somebody has to be Beeker.
  14. Miss Piggy is NADINE, duh! Divorced with reality, super strength...
    Suggested by @videodrew
  15. Kermit is James because he sings la-di-dah one chord songs and always seems vaguely pained by the concept of being in love.
    Suggested by @videodrew
  16. Also Gonzo's chicken is Lucy.
    Suggested by @videodrew
  17. Leland Palmer = Mana Mana muppet. Like he shouldn't be so scary, but he's disconcerting as hell.
    Suggested by @videodrew
  18. Log lady is Swedish chef.
    Suggested by @videodrew
  19. Each week's guest stars= Billy Zane, Heather Graham and Duchovny in drag.
    Suggested by @videodrew