Rejected Snapple Facts

  1. A hummingbird weighs less than a penny but doesn't look as cool after being run over by a train
  2. Deer children and their fathers regularly swap brains freaky Friday style but no one knows because they can't talk about it
  3. A bee has five eyelids. One over each eye and the rest in a crate back at the hive
  4. The tallest man to ever live was super fucking fall
  5. The NBC sitcom 'Friends' was originally titled 'dolphin sex party' before budgetary concerns and complaints from PETA resulted in retooling. The only character from the original pilot to continue with the series was Gunther
  6. As per her last request, every Snapple sold since her death in 2006 has contained a small amount of the Snapple ladies ashes