Take a drink whenever
  1. ...the President misquotes Borat
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    THAT SOUNDS NICE
  2. ...The president mentions his friend Glen, who owns a reptile store in Spartanburg
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  3. ...a republican congressman sits a real life McDonalds Fry Guy on his lap and strokes it like a cat
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  4. ...Paul Ryan fiddles with his slingshot
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  5. ...vice-president Biden interrupts to announce that he's just realized he's more famous than all his favorite porn stars
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  6. ...Michelle looks like she's thinking about boogie boards
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  7. ...the president pauses to read an add for Squarespace
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  8. ...the president mentions your ex, and how happy she is, how obviously in love
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