STATS OF MY ENEMIES

  1. Former grad school professors: 1
  2. People I'm connected to through more than one social media app: 2
  3. Current or former partners of people I have or have had feelings for: 4
  4. People I've had sex with: 1
  5. People who were in the Scream movies: 1
  6. People who I recently, guiltily, realized are probably severely autistic: 1
  7. Percent that know I consider them an enemy: 2%