1. Have a push up contest
    She'll let me win
  2. Open a small dog grooming business
    And then get put out of business by Pet Smart
  3. Throw lawn darts at each other
    Closest without making contact wins
  4. Go this this reading on April 2
    Where we will hear cool stories by people like @lizzyacker @NateWagg @cachilders and me
  5. Rob a bank
    And now you're all accessories