TERMINATOR GENISYS SPOILERS
- •At no point in Terminator Genisys does an elderly woman flaunt her naked breasts and croon while the Terminator throws firecrackers at her feet
- •The movie opens with the Terminator beating an NYC firefighter in a pizza eating contest but refusing the trophy on account of the firefighter being 'a real American hero'
- •There's a scene in the movie where Kyle Reese has a dream that he's shooting at Terminator and that the bullets he's firing all have his face on them and then the Terminator turns into his mothers vagina.
- •If you look close when Reese is hacking the mainframe his search history includes the phrase 'David the Gnome fucking'
- •The climax of the movie takes place at a Leonard Cohen concert. Cohen gives a speech about how climate change is a myth and sings an original song called 'climates don't change (but my ladies love fades')
- •The movie ends with Cohen telling John Conner that he's his hero and then cuts quickly to the firefighter from the earlier pizza-eating contest choking to death on one of those Lik-M-Aid dipping sticks set to that Imagine Dragons song “Radioactive”A bunch of people in the theater booed.