1. Once upon a time there was a city
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  2. And a giant
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  3. And when the two got together...
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  4. It didn't go well for the city
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  5. In response, the military developed a special giant killing tank
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  6. When the giant heard about this he was like, Gimme your best shot
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  7. So they did
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  8. It didn't go well for the giant
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  9. The giant become a ghost
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  10. Specifically, a giant ghost
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  11. Why are you so damn big?
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  12. Because I'm the ghost of a giant
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  13. That's crazy
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  14. You guys are crazy being a giant is normal Being small is weird
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  15. If you say so dude
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  16. The giant ghost went back to the city and saw that it had been rebuilt
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  17. Bit now the city was covered with lights and decorations
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  18. What the hell is this, the ghost thought. They're celebrating my death with these colored light?
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  19. Just then a man in a sleigh pulled by reindeer arrived
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  20. What's up, ghost? Said the man
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  21. How can you see me? Asked the ghost
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  22. Some kid who didn't like his present in 1977 grew up to become a witch and cursed me so that I can see ghosts, the man said
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  23. What the hell is a present?
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  24. A gift, the cursed man said. Something you give someone to celebrate them or show you love them
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  25. That's really fucked up, said the ghost. Bad enough they're celebrating my death with decorative lights, they give each other things as well. What a bunch of savages
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  26. It has nothing to do with you, ghost. It's Christmas
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  27. Never heard of it
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  28. The cursed man explained that Christmas was the celebration of the day that Jesus was born
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  29. Is Jesus the guy who designed the cannon they killed me with?
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  30. Not everything is about you, ghost. Maybe that's why you're so angry, because you only think about yourself.
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  31. This gave the ghost much to think about
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