THINGS I WILL NEVER SEE WITH MY OWN EYES

  1. A turtle making love to a human lady
  2. A bee made of tiny beards
  3. A stop motion video of an iPhone and a Galaxy 6 trying out various positions from the Kama Sutra
  4. The bottom of Billy Crystals left foot
  5. A clown get stabbed and thousands of matchbox cars come pouring out of the wound
  6. A Taco Bell quesadilla with a forever stamp stuck to it waiting in my mailbox
  7. This movie Hot Pursuit
  8. An actual fully functional sarlacc pit
  9. Someone mistake a bouncy ball for a gum ball, realize their mistake after biting it, and then defiantly continue chewing rather than admit their mistake