1. When you see you have a voicemail, doesn't that suck?
  2. And when you get a call from an unlisted number, what the hell is that? Who could it be?
  3. And then don't even get me started on when you get a voicemail from an unlisted number
  4. Like, WTF?
  5. Or how about when someone calls you with some information they just as easily could have texted?
  6. And you're like,
  7. I feel like my parents stopped loving each other a long time ago but stayed together because of me and my siblings
  8. And I hope we didn't ruin their lives
  9. And they're like, do you want to talk about it?
  10. And you're like
  11. No
  12. I don't like talking on the phone