THINGS THAT MIGHT BE ART (UNDER THE RIGHT CIRCUMSTANCES)

  1. A pizza (made by Pablo Picasso)
  2. (A poem about ) an enormously obese man being chased through a hedge maze by a flock of Pelicans (by William a Butler Yeats)
  3. A pile of human bones (arranged into a perfect likeness of Ringo Starr) found inside an abandoned house