THINGS YOU ABSOLUTELY MUST AGREE ON BEFORE GETTING MARRIED
- •RolesWho is going to be the karate expert and who is going to be the explosives expert?
- •ChoresIs it acceptable to let the dishes soak in the sink overnight, or does every fucking thing have to be a savage fucking argument?
- •Little thingsDoes the toilet paper go over or under, and didn't we used to be interesting and fun?
- •Big thingsGiven the opportunity and a guarantee you'd never be caught, would you murder Neil Diamond?