THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER SAY TO SOMEONE WHO ACCIDENTALLY CUT THEMSELVES
Requested by @p
- •How many men did you sleep with before we started dating?
- •Ok but is there ever a good time for this conversation? It's in the air now, let's do it now.
- •I don't NEED to know, I just WANT to know
- •Because I'm curious!
- •Look out you're getting blood on my copy of Infinite Jest. Damn it today was going to be the day I finished the thing, too.
- •Do you not want to tell me because it's a lot, or because it's so few?
- •Is it an even number?
- •Look the ambulance is going to be a minute so let's talk about this now and then when we get to the hospital it'll be behind us
- •Could you count the number on one hand?
- •Could you count the number on...well, could I count the number on two hands?