1. Have you seen this show Review? So funny.
    My big rock hands are too clumsy to work the tv remote.
  2. You'll never get another sunburn!
    Or feel a lovers gentle caress
  3. Your eyes look so soulful
    But I feel totally forsaken
  4. Orange is such a fun color
    Children shriek at the sight of me
  5. You can fight crime!
    That sounds hard. Hard like rocks. Oh god I'm a rock monster! A mooooooooonster!!!!
  6. You don't have to go to the bathroom anymore
    I had to pee when I was mutated and now I don't have a penis so now there will be no relief until I work up the courage to buy an industrial drill and bore into myself