THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER SAY TO SOMEONE WHO HAS BEEN TRANSFORMED INTO AN ORANGE ROCK MONSTER
- •Have you seen this show Review? So funny.My big rock hands are too clumsy to work the tv remote.
- •You'll never get another sunburn!Or feel a lovers gentle caress
- •Your eyes look so soulfulBut I feel totally forsaken
- •Orange is such a fun colorChildren shriek at the sight of me
- •You can fight crime!That sounds hard. Hard like rocks. Oh god I'm a rock monster! A mooooooooonster!!!!
- •You don't have to go to the bathroom anymoreI had to pee when I was mutated and now I don't have a penis so now there will be no relief until I work up the courage to buy an industrial drill and bore into myself