THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER SAY TO SOMEONE WHO JUST DUMPED BOILING WATER ALL OVER THEIR ARM
- •Let's make a sex tape and send it to the President!Are you insane? Get me a towel or something!
- •Do you think the dog and the cat ever fool around at night when we're asleep? I mean, they have all the parts, you know?Ow ow ow ow ow
- •Is there a place in town that makes fake military dog tags?Oh god do you think we should call 911?
- •Or what about tiny dog tags for dogs?The skins all coming off will you call 911 please?
- •I'm having a hard time getting into Penny Dreadful for some reasonHello? Yes I've burned myself very badly please send help
- •Hey your arm looks like a snake shedding its skin, that's coolThe ambulance is on its way you'll have follow and meet me at the ER ok?
- •What if when you died and got to heaven that's what God looked like, a burned up arm...That would be terrible