TIPS FOR OVERCOMING WRITERS BLOCK

  1. Try revising your draft as if someone who wasn’t a totally worthless, talentless hack was writing it.
  2. Find a work of literature that really inspires you and throw it in the garbage because you don’t deserve the pleasure of reading and all that inspiration was clearly some kind of illusion.
  3. Try loosening up by developing an addiction to a Schedule II narcotic.
  4. Search the internet for advice on getting past a block. Search and search. See how many pages of results there are? So many. You know what all these pages, all these pages and pages have in common? You don’t? Better read them all, then.