TIPS FOR TAKING A ROAD TRIP WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER

  1. Play games to pass the time during long car rides. some favorites include 'I spy,' '20 questions,' and 'whose fucking fault is it we're lost?'
  2. Don't be afraid to sample local cuisine. Or go ahead and be afraid. Do whatever the hell you want.
  3. Tuning into local radio stations is a great way to learn how terrifying and empty 21st century American life has become
  4. A simple question like, 'AC or windows down?' Is actually a great opportunity to discover if your mate can read your mind.