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Tom Batten's guide to men's locker room talk

  1. 1
  2. "Check out the hinges on these things"
  3. "That squeak they make drives me crazy"
  4. "These hinges need some grease, if you know what I mean"
  5. "And I know just the guy to grease them"
  6. "Yeah, Robbie the maintenance guy"
  7. 2
  8. "I'd like to twist the dial on that padlock"
  9. "That's Jimmy's padlock, You can't mess with that"
  10. "I had a padlock like that I'd take all night remembering the combination"
  11. 3
  12. "How's you like to squeeze your foot into one of those socks"
  13. "They look too tight"
  14. "Dream on, dude. Those dainty feet you got? It'd be like stepping into a drained swimming pool"
  15. "My feet more than filled your shoes last night"
  16. 4
  17. "God this fucking bench is sopping wet"