TOM CRUISE IS BATMAN

And Batman is Tom Cruise
  1. Both very wealthy
  2. Both own a variety of cool customized vehicles
  3. Both do a lot of stunts
  4. Both present a charming playboy facade that seems like it's covering for something
    Some kind of pain
  5. Both have very little patience for the mentally ill
    Batman believes the best treatment for schizophrenia is a punch in the face, Cruise might not go quite that far to be fair
  6. Both had failed romances with Nicole Kidman and Katie Holmes
    And very little chemistry with Holmes