This is so self indulgent
  1. What I imagine a day in my life would be like if I lived in Los Angeles
  2. Unicorn facts
  3. I put 6 dogs and 13 cats in a bounce house and don't want to talk about what happened next
  4. What I imagine happened to my recent Amazon Order
  5. How I ended up barfing in front of my students
  6. Things you absolutely must agree on before getting married
  7. My future wife
  8. If I were trapped on a desert island
  9. How to know if you're dating 'the one'
  10. Rules for dating my daughter
  11. Hemingway drafts
  12. How to write a Murakami novel