Inspired by @Waz
  1. I was going to make some joke about how I'm like The Noid because we both have a compulsion to hit pizza's with a hammer
  2. But then I looked at the Wikipedia page for the Noid and read about Kenneth Noid, a mentally ill man who felt that the mascot was an attack against him and responded by taking a couple Domino's employees hostage in 1989
  3. That's why they discontinued the character
  4. Then I was going to make a joke that I'm more like Gus Sprunk, better known as the Little Caesar's guy
  5. But it turns out he's based on Ted Bundy