1. A group of unicorns is called a 'fucking bunch'
    As in, here comes a fucking bunch of unicorns
  2. The reason there were no unicorns on Noah's Ark is because Noah wouldn't let them smoke cigarettes on board
    They built their own damn boat and found Ararat 2 days before the Ark did
  3. After WWII many unicorns escaped to South America, had their horns removed, and lived out their days in hiding as simple horses
  4. Unicorns invented twerking
  5. A unicorn scientist invented frozen pizza
  6. Male unicorns form Ska bands to attract females during mating season
  7. The book The Last Unicorn made me cry for 2 days when I was 8 years old
    My mom let me skip school the second day
  8. This song about unicorns was banned by the Geneva convention: http://bit.ly/1g9i7zO
    Suggested by   @thebfr