VLADIMIR PUTIN RESPONDS TO MY ELECTION AS PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES

  1. What do we have on this Batten fellow?
  2. He once did 57 push-ups
  3. Sure he did. How old was he, 20?
  4. No, sir. He was 34
  5. How many breaks did he take?
  6. None, sir.
  7. He did 57 push-ups with no breaks when he was 34 years old?
  8. According to our intelligence he did, yes sir.
  9. Girl push-ups?
  10. Man push-ups, sir.
  11. Hm. I'm going to need to think about this.
  12. I'll give you some privacy, sir.
  13. No. Don't leave. I can't be alone right now.