WAYS COMICON AND THE REPUBLICAN NATIONAL CONVENTION ARE SIMILAR

  1. Lots of old white guys excitedly trying to sell you on stuff that's not ultimately good for you
  2. Lots of people excitedly promoting ideas that have already been done to death
  3. Pervasive stench of body odor and farts
  4. Guests often push the limit of what could realistically be considered a celebrity
  5. Not super safe for women