Inspired by @bjnovak
  1. Hit me
  2. total thug.
    Suggested by @jessicaz
  3. Talented writer, creative mind, probably a fun hang.
    Oh and hates turtles.
    Suggested by @BWN_7
  4. Talented and creative!
    Suggested by @sky
  5. A ride in my Super Funtime Candy Van.
    Suggested by @durfmobile
  6. An onion and a pearl
    I hope this makes sense
    Suggested by @aurora
  7. A divorced dad eating Funyuns in a PT Cruiser
    Suggested by @DanaDigsYou
  8. Dinner and a movie. Probably Port O Subs & The Boss Baby.
    Then some light butt stuff.
    Suggested by @durfmobile
  9. Backup muscle, in case shit gits rill, fam.
    Suggested by @durfmobile
  10. A unique writing talent. Your lists and articles develop in surprising but hilarious ways, yet there's real emotion running underneath. There's a go-for-broke attitude to a lot of your work. You're putting it all out there and don't care what others think.
    Who else could get away with admitting they didn't like Stranger Things?
    Suggested by @roche
  11. Someone that's secretly freaking out about doing this list for real.
    Funny, smart, creative, talented, great friend and uncle, cute and weird, one of the people here that makes me frustrated to be far as I'd rather have drinks with you on Friday night (or week night, let's be crazy)
    Suggested by @Lisa_Fav
  12. Funny, smart, talented..
    Someone you'd want to see a really epically bad movie with! (like Southland Tales maybe?)
    Suggested by @shanaz
  13. Someone I would put a message out to after I die or get abducted. Look for the signs.
    Suggested by @babystevens
  14. Whatever you're offering...what it's worth...nobody's fool...untamed thing...a strange, brilliant, beautiful mind...a brief encounter... a moveable feast...stronger than dirt...someone's paramour...a force to be reckoned with...a quick wit...a silly twit...
    Suggested by @MMeanswell
  15. A man trying to overcome his semens
    Not a typo
    Suggested by @Nicholas
  16. Two successful child comedians disguised as an adult in an overcoat
    Suggested by @Waz
  17. wicked smart, super funny, and slightly intimidating!
    Suggested by @element75