WHAT I HOPE TO ACCOMPLISH/WILL DO THIS WEEKEND

  1. Hope to sell a pitch to a national publication
    Will read comic books
  2. Hope to go out and meet someone interesting
    Will check Facebook to see if girls I liked in High school are divorced yet
  3. Hope to get ahead on planning the classes im teaching this summer
    Will watch 3 episodes of this Sense8 show on Netflix.
  4. Hope to clean and wash my car
    Will doze off sitting in a sunbeam like a kitten
  5. Hope to get my finances in order
    Will pay to see Entourage movie
  6. Hope to do 30 minutes of cardio every day
    Will get winded masturbating