WHAT I WOULD DO WITH ANT-MAN POWERS

  1. Shrink down and spy on my friends in order to catch them talking shit about me
  2. Wait while they talk about other stuff
  3. Continue waiting
  4. And waiting
  5. Get tired of waiting and consider sending a group text in order to stir the pot
  6. Decide not to because what if when I slink away to text them is when they start talking shit?
    I'm assuming iMessage won't work while shrunken since it rarely works right at normal size
  7. Get tired of waiting and go home, call someone and talk shit about all my friends