WHAT YOUR FAVORITE NINJA TURTLE SAYS ABOUT YOU
- •LeonardoPeople who love Leonardo tend to be oldest siblings. Some Leonardo people masturbate compulsively, although this may vary according to religious backgrounds and general health
- •RaphaelRaphael fans make a point of getting to Starbucks early on Sunday mornings in order to take the table outside that these two retired guys like to sit at and complain about liberals over breakfast sandwiches. The Raphael fan views this as real political action.
- •MichelangeloPeople who love this free-spirit are statistically more likely to die with unfinished business and become ghosts.
- •DonatelloThe teams resident tech-head appeals to diabetics, adult dishwashers, and registered independents in eerily equal measure