Which piece of Ikea furniture are you?
- •Is that you?
- •That's you, isn't it? You asshole, you think taking the form of a side table is going to fool me?
- •I got you now, you son of a bitch. There's no use denying it. Now return to human form and pay me what you owe me.
- •Just like you to take the form of a weird couch, you creep. This'll teach you not to let your mouth write a check your cushions can't cash.
- •To be fair, it's on me that I was stupid enough to shoot dice with a shapeshifter in the parking lot of an ikea.
- •Oh I guess there's no way you're this bed, so no one will care if I pee all over it...
- •SHOW YOURSELF OR I'LL BURN THIS FUCKING PLACE TO THE GROUND