WHILE TEACHING TONIGHT I ACCIDENTALLY CALLED COMMAS CONDOMS OVER AND OVER

  1. The first time it happened I drew attention to it, which was a big mistake
  2. And then it just kept happening
  3. Like 6 times
  4. Until I ended the lesson on commas early
  5. So now these students will never know how commas work
  6. And that's the reality of higher education