WHY I'LL ALWAYS BE ALONE

  1. I haven't downloaded the latest IOS update yet
  2. So the new emojis people have been showing off in their lists have been showing up as little question marks.
  3. Check out the taco emoji--?
  4. Check this other cool new emoji--?
  5. And for a full 5 minutes before I realized what was going on
  6. I assumed you were all crazy.