WHY I WOULD BE A GREAT JAMES BOND

  1. Lifelong disdain for villainy
  2. Sexually irresponsible
  3. Never been in a healthy long term relationship
  4. Always dangling off things
  5. Have been on a helicopter
  6. I own sunglasses
  7. No problem being rude and demanding with bartenders
  8. Skilled at trickery
    I've never been on a helicopter