WHY LIFE IS JUST LIKE THE MOVIES

Inspired by and with apologies to @paulfeig
  1. When it's bad it feels too long, when it's great it feels too short
  2. Tom Cruise is always zipping around on a motorcycle
  3. Sex is quick and mostly either missionary or girl on top unless youre European
  4. There are always people who need someone to explain what the hell is going on
  5. Lots of weirdos cramming snacks into their mouths waiting for something interesting to happen
  6. College professors are crazy, pompous creeps
  7. Everyone is just acting like they love each other.
  8. Very common for the beginning and ending to be the best parts with a middle that kind of meanders
  9. Christian Bale is really intense
  10. If the ending is too abrupt or otherwise sucks that's all anyone will remember