YOU WILL ALL BE SORRY WHEN

  1. My big brother gets here
  2. My ship comes in
  3. You find out im the prince of a small but oil rich country in the Mediterranean
  4. You see this great present I MADE FOR YOU MYSELF
  5. I find a magic lamp
  6. You hear this story about how my dad was too busy working his life away to support me and my siblings to kiss my ass as much as I'd have preferred
  7. You find out I'm Banksy