THINGS A REAL FRIEND WILL NEVER SAY
- •Are you sure this is legal?
- •I don't feel like a road trip right now
- •You're ex is: (anything positive)
- •Can you text me directions to your place?
- •You owe me one
- •We are too old for coloring books
- •I don't think I should get involved
- •Are you sure you should be eating that?
- •Orphan Black is overrated