THINGS A REAL FRIEND WILL NEVER SAY

  1. Are you sure this is legal?
  2. I don't feel like a road trip right now
  3. You're ex is: (anything positive)
  4. Can you text me directions to your place?
  5. You owe me one
  6. We are too old for coloring books
  7. I don't think I should get involved
  8. Are you sure you should be eating that?
  9. Orphan Black is overrated