Kurt Vonnegut said so many things! But not these things.
  1. "Could I get a large coffee with cream?" (he took it black with one sugar)
  2. "Let It Be" (that was Paul McCartney)
  3. BINGO! I'm the winner! (He never once won a round of BINGO)
  4. "Fill her up with regular" (preferred to pump his own gas, but even at full service he would never call his car "her")
  5. "911 What's your emergency?" (He never worked as a 911 operator)