FIVE THINGS KURT VONNEGUT NEVER SAID
Kurt Vonnegut said so many things! But not these things.
- •"Could I get a large coffee with cream?" (he took it black with one sugar)
- •"Let It Be" (that was Paul McCartney)
- •BINGO! I'm the winner! (He never once won a round of BINGO)
- •"Fill her up with regular" (preferred to pump his own gas, but even at full service he would never call his car "her")
- •"911 What's your emergency?" (He never worked as a 911 operator)