Please keep these between us.
  1. cummerbunds
  2. Videos of T-Pain where you can hear his voice without autotune
  3. mean nurses
  4. zoo bathrooms
  5. nurses with only a slight attitude, but still noticeable sass and maybe a small blue sweater
  6. eating milk out of a bowl with a spoon
  7. sticking my chewed gum between pages 69 and 70 in World War II books at the Memphis Public Library
  8. pink alcoholic drinks
  9. pink drinks in general
  10. P!nk (musician)
  11. Putting little hats on my toes; I craft the hats by hand; no two hats are the same; my favorites include Santa hat, cool green ball cap, and yamaka
  12. Dane Cook