THINGS THAT EXCITE ME LESS THAN LISTS

My first list,
  1. Pet Rodents.
  2. Carry on luggage.
  3. The color Purple.
  4. When the beat drops.
  5. Comical email addresses.
  6. Listening to people on planes be new best friends as they bond over their mutual hatred for whoever the media is crucifying this week.
  7. Spaghetti squash.