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  1. This girl be cray. SHE IS A STALKER WHO TALKS INTO A TAPE RECORDER TO HER ALLEGED "FRENCH TUTOR". WHY DOESN'T SHE SPEAK IN FRENCH?!?!?!?
  2. Wait...Janeane Garofalo is that you??
  3. Ben should have gotten a restraining order, not asked her for homework help. #BenIsKindaStupid
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Thirty-three. Thriving. Alone in a studio.
  1. Recreate scenes from your favorite movies by yourself.
    I'll have what she's having.
  2. Pee, shower, poop, brush your teeth, blow dry your hair, put your make-up on, clean, poop with the bathroom door open
    Yes I meant to say poop twice.
  3. Eat everything with your hands.
    Spaghetti is so much easier without a fork.
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  1. That time we went out and got drunk together.
  2. That time we went out and got drunk together and I feel off the bar.
  3. That time we went out together and I think I got roofied.
  4. That time Jake left for a semester abroad and then came back but then started dating his gorgeous wife and now they have the cutest baby in the world.
I'v been living in a special hell for the last 16 hours..
  1. You can puke food out through your nose.
    Was that an onion?
  2. You probably will never go to your favorite restaurant again.
    I mean it felt a little dirty, but the food was so authentic.
  3. When you think you feel better, you don't.
    Sushi is not the first food you should eat after food poisoning...
  4. You will have the fear of "Did I just shit myself?" with every sudden move you make.
    I have to change my underwear.