Things you learn from food poisoning..

I'v been living in a special hell for the last 16 hours..
  1. You can puke food out through your nose.
    Was that an onion?
  2. You probably will never go to your favorite restaurant again.
    I mean it felt a little dirty, but the food was so authentic.
  3. When you think you feel better, you don't.
    Sushi is not the first food you should eat after food poisoning...
  4. You will have the fear of "Did I just shit myself?" with every sudden move you make.
    I have to change my underwear.